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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Polish Man: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Polish Man: It made of concrete.

Lawyer: I don't think you understand.

Lawyer: Does either of you have a real grudge?
Polish Man: No, we have carport, and not need one.

Lawyer: I mean what are your relations like?
Polish Man: All my relations still in Poland.

Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Polish Man: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Polish Man: No, I always up before her.

Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?
Polish Man: No, she white.

Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?
Polish Man: She going to kill me.

Lawyer: What makes you think that?
Polish Man: I got proof.

Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Polish Man: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:

--Polish Remover--



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